Overheard on the street: “guaranteed ass”
Last night I was over by Chelsea Piers (this giant sports complex on the Hudson), and two guys were walking by, trying to figure out what to do with their evening.
guy 1: …Naw, man…I’d rather go to the party.
guy 2: Yo, man, but if we hang with those bitches, it’s guaranteed ass!
guy 1: Yeah, I guess you’re right.
Hmmm…yeah, i guess it is hard to turn down “guaranteed ass”, after all…