Walking down Second Avenue today, and overheard this lovely gem. Three guys were walking down the street, and one of them was apparently regaling the other two with tales of his new girlfriend.

guy: …yeah, but this new girl, she knows what time it is. Right now, everything’s cool, but I told her if she make one mistake, she’s out!

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

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