Note to self: videotape sex

Just read this story about a woman in Florida who reported that she was gang-raped by a bunch of “French men” in her apartment complex.

The men denied her story, and probably would have been in some serious trouble, except for the fact that they had a videotape of the incident, which they showed to police, and it ultimately helped to prove that the alleged gangrape was really just your garden-variety gangbang.

I remember one time in college I spent an evening alone with a girl who I later found out had wrongly accused a guy of rape. This scared the shit out of me, because the thing about this is, as a guy, if that happens, your reputation is totally screwed, and no one will ever believe your side of the story. Luckily, nothing happened with this girl, and after I found out what she had done, I just avoided her.

So, the moral of the story is: if you’re going to engage in some crazy perverted sexual escapades with someone who you think might regret their actions, be sure to keep your camera on. Hell, it might increase your excitement a bit anyway to perform for the camera, and later on you’ll have evidence that might just save your reputation.

If you plan on a future in politics, though, you might just have a catch-22…

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