Mile high sex police
Today’s mantra is simple: just let us fuck on airplanes. Let us go into the bathroom and do it. Let us fool around under the blanket. Sex doesn’t hurt anybody; in fact, it’s vitally important to the expansion of the human race, and it’s a right that should be protected everywhere.
And on the new Airbus 380, whose first class has semi-private suites, Singapore Airlines should definitely leave people alone. I mean, for whatever outrageous price once must pay for such a first class seat, I think travelers ought to be able to get their grooves on if they feel like it.
May 28th, 2009 at 20:21
a) couldn’t agree more — on all fronts and b) oh, who needs first class semi-private suites!? the bathrooms work just fine. the tip: wait until the food service. that way, everyone else is in their seats. it’s better for you, it’s more considerate for your fellow passengers. (and needless to say it’s *especially* nice for the fellow passenger who joins you in your own instant “VIP lounge” for a few minutes.)
May 29th, 2009 at 0:45
Those are excellent suggestions. Enjoy yourself and be courteous to your fellow passengers all at the same time.